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Kirk:
"Captain's log, Stardate 1513.1. Our
position, orbiting planet M-113. On board the Enterprise, Mister Spock
temporarily in command. On the planet the ruins of an ancient and
long-dead civilisation. Ship's surgeon McCoy and myself are now beaming
down to the planet's surface. Our mission, routine medical examination
of archaeologist Robert Crater and his wife Nancy. Routine but for the
fact that Nancy Crater is that one woman in Doctor McCoy's past."
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Kirk:
"Professor Crater? Professor? Mrs. Crater? Nervous, Dr. McCoy?"
McCoy: "Yeah, a little bit, I guess. You see, we walked out of
each other's lives ten years ago. She married Crater, and for all I know
she may have forgotten me completely. Of all the bonehead ideas, Jim,
how'd I let myself in for things like this?"
Nancy: (singing outside, then enters) "Leonard!"
McCoy:
"Nancy."
Nancy: "Hello."
McCoy: "It's good to see you."
Nancy: "Let me look at you."
McCoy: "You haven't aged a day. Oh, this is Captain Jim Kirk of
the Enterprise."
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Kirk:
"Captain's log, additional
entry. Since our mission was routine, we had beamed down to the planet
without suspicion. We were unaware each member of the landing party was
seeing a different woman, a different Nancy Crater."
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Kirk: "I'm
Captain Kirk. This is..."
Crater: "The heroic Captain and the intrepid doctor cross
interstellar space to preserve our health. Your sense of duty is
overwhelming. Now will you please go back where you came from and tell
whoever issues your orders to leave me and my wife alone. We need salt
against the heat. Aside from that, we're doing very well, thank you."
McCoy:
"I'm pleased you're doing well but I'm required to confirm that fact."
Crater: "Doubtless the good surgeon will enjoy prodding and poking us
with his arcane machinery. Go away, we don't want you."
McCoy: "What you want is unimportant right now. What you will get is
required by the book."
Kirk:
"Quote. All research personnel on alien planets are required to have their
health certified by a starship surgeon at one year intervals. Like it or
not, Professor, as commander of the starship, I'm required..."
Crater: "To show your gold braid to everyone. You love it, don't
you."
Kirk: "He's
all yours, Plum. Doctor McCoy."
McCoy: "Sit down and breathe deeply, please."
Crater: "Did I hear you call him Doctor McCoy?"
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Kirk:
"McCoy."
McCoy: "Dead, Jim. Strange. A red mottling all over his face."
Kirk:
"What happened?"
Crater: "What do you suppose happened, Captain? You beam down a
crewman who doesn't know better than to eat an untested plant."
Kirk:
"I've just lost a crewman, Mrs. Crater. I want to know what happened."
Nancy: "Well, I, I..."
McCoy: "Take it easy, Nancy. Just tell us what you know. "
Nancy: "I was just. I couldn't find Bob, and I was coming back. I
crossed to your crewman. I wanted him to know I wasn't offended by the
things he'd said back there. You remember. Then I, I noticed he had a
Borgia plant in his hand. Before I could say anything, he, he'd taken a
bite from it. He fell, his face all twisted, and. Leonard, you're
looking at me like you don't believe me."
McCoy: "No, no, no, no, it's not that. It's something entirely
different. Jim, I suppose we could complete these examinations later."
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Spock: Miss Uhura, your last sub-space
log contained an error in the frequencies column.
Uhura: Mister Spock, sometimes I think if I hear that word frequency
once more, I'll cry.
Spock: Cry?
Uhura: I was just trying to start a conversation.
Spock: Well, since it is illogical for a communications officer to
resent
the word frequency, I have no answer.
Uhura: No, you have an answer. I'm an illogical woman who's beginning
to feel too much a part of that communications console. Why don't you tell
me I'm an attractive young lady, or ask me if I've ever been in love? Tell
me how your planet Vulcan looks on a lazy evening when the moon is full.
Spock: Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.
Uhura: I'm not surprised, Mister Spock.
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Kirk:
"Captain's log, Stardate 1513.4. In
orbit around planet M-113. One crewman, member of the landing party,
dead by violence. Cause unknown, but we are certain the cause of death
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Spock: "Fascinating."
McCoy: "So
improbable we almost didn't check it."
Kirk: "What?"
Spock: "Sodium
chloride. Not a trace of it."
McCoy: "This
man has no salt in his body at all."
Kirk: "Can
you explain that, Doctor?"
McCoy: "I
can't, except that what we normally carry in our bodies is
gone from his."
Spock: "He
would die almost instantly."
Kirk: "How?
There isn't a mark on his body."
McCoy: "Except
the red rings on his face."
Kirk: "You
called that skin mottling."
McCoy: "I
thought it was, sir. Another error on my part."
Kirk: "I'm
not counting them, Bones. Are you in the mood for an apology?"
McCoy: "Oh,
forget it. I probably was mooning over her. I should have been thinking
about my job."
Kirk: "Perhaps
you were. Both Nancy and Crater went out of their way to mention one item
they needed."
McCoy: "Salt
tablets."
Kirk: "Mister
Spock, outfit a landing party. We're beaming down with some questions." |
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Kirk: "But
it's a mystery, and I don't like mysteries. They give me a bellyache and
I've got a beauty right now." |
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Kirk:
"One of the
missions of the Enterprise is to protect human life in places like this.
I'm going to have to ask you and Mrs. Crater to stay aboard my ship
until we find out what killed that crewman.
Crater: But you can't do that."
Kirk: "But
I can, Professor.
Crater: "But
it would interfer with my work."
Kirk: "How?
You've been here five years. Will a couple of days make a
difference?"
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Kirk:
"Kirk to Bridge."
Spock (Over Comm): "Spock here."
Kirk: "Break out the surface search equipment. I want co-ordinates on
two people."
Spock (Over Comm): "Acknowledged."
Kirk: "There's a body down there. Sturgeon.
Transporter Operator: We'll bring him home, sir."
Kirk: "You could use some sleep, Bones."
McCoy: "All right, Jim." |  |
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Rand: "Why don't you go chase an
asteroid?"
Redshirt: "Hey, Janice, is that for me?"
Rand: "Don't you wish it was?"
Blueshirt: "How about that?"
Redshirt: "Yeah, how'd you like to have her as your personal yeoman?" |
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Rand:
"Where are you, Sulu?"
Sulu: "In here feeding the weepers, Janice."
Rand: "I've got your tray."
Sulu: "May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet."
Rand: "Thank you. Hello, Beauregard. How are you today, darling?"
Sulu: "Her name's Gertrude."
Rand:
"No, it's a he plant. A girl can tell."
Sulu: "Why do people have to call inanimate objects she, like
she's a fast ship."
Rand: "He is not an inanimate object. He's so animate he makes me
nervous. In fact, I keep expecting one of these plants of yours to grab
me." |
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McCoy: "Nancy. Well, come in. come in.
I've been worried sick about you. I wonder why Jim didn't tell me he found
you."
Nancy: "I'm so happy to see you, Leonard. The others, they, I, I
don't relate to them as much as you. You have such strong memories of me."
McCoy: "Well."
Nancy: "You do care, don't you, Leonard? It makes me feel so, so
safe."
McCoy: "Nancy, er..."
Nancy: "My husband? I like your feelings better. Much stronger. But
you're tired, You need to rest."
McCoy: "You're as bad as Jim Kirk. He's been telling me to take
these."
Nancy: "I think you should." |
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Kirk:
"Captain's log, Stardate 1513.8. I
am now certain that the violent death of my crewmen was caused by some
strange life-form." |
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Kirk: "Captain's log,
additional. Armed and able-bodied crewmen are not attacked...and slaughtered
this easily. Apparently, the killer can immobilize them...as it
approaches...perhaps with some hypnotic or paralyzing power. The answer lies
with Professor Crater." |
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Kirk:
"Professor
Crater."
Crater:
"Go
away! We don't want you here."
Kirk:
"We? Where's your wife,
Professor? We're concerned about her."
Crater:
"I'm
armed. Go away."
Kirk:
"Where's your wife, Professor?"
Crater:
"She's
no concern of yours."
Kirk:
"We're worried about her
safety. Aren't you? Professor, you're a reasonable man, let me (comm.
beep) Kirk here."
Sulu (Over Communicator):
"Casualty, Captain. Barnhart
was found dead on deck nine. Same symptoms."
Spock:
"Spock cutting in, Captain.
Something here, through the arches to your left."
Kirk:
"Stand by, Mister Sulu. Spock
has something."
Spock:
"Green."
Kirk:
"He beamed up to the ship with
us."
Spock:
"Or something did."
Kirk:
"Enterprise from Kirk."
Sulu (Over Communicator):
"Bridge. Sulu."
Kirk: Y"ou
have an intruder aboard. Could be masquerading as Crewman Green. General
quarters, security condition three."
Sulu (Over Communicator):
"GQ security three, sir."
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Sulu:
"GQ three now secured
except for decks five, seven, and ten. Come in, please."
Uhura:
"He's not in supply and
maintenance."
Sulu:
"Go to Engineering now. Run
through file photos of the crewmen there."
Uhura:
"Check."
Security (Over Comm):
"Deck five reporting.
Crewman Green is not
in his quarters. No one has seen him."
Sulu:
"Keep in mind if you find
him, he's not Crewman Green. The Captain reports Crewman Green is dead."
Rand:
"And he, or rather it,
followed me. I thought there was something twitchy about him."
Sulu:
He, whatever, was probably your crewman, too, Lieutenant."
Uhura:
"He must have been it. You
know, I would have remembered
a crewman like him."
McCoy:
"The creature leading you a
merry chase, Mister Sulu?"
Sulu:
"The creature?"
McCoy:
"Or whatever it is that's
killing the crewmen. Perhaps I can help. Fill me in." |
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Kirk: "Captain's
log, continuing. The Enterprise has been invaded by a creature capable
of assuming any form, and with the capacity to paralyse and draw the
life from any one of us."
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Spock:
(on biobed)
"It wasn't McCoy.
It was the creature. It hit me. Crater grabbed my phaser. I wondered
about McCoy. Doubt had crossed my mind."
Rand:
"Captain. Professor
Crater."
Kirk:
"Dead. But it had
you, too."
Spock:
"Fortunately, my
ancestors spawned in another ocean than yours did. My blood cells
are quite different." |
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McCoy:
"No."
(she goes to Kirk again) No! (she transforms into her natural state)
(Kirk screams, McCoy fires the phaser, she changes back into Nancy)
Nancy:
"Leonard. Leonard,
no. Leonard, please."
McCoy:
"Lord, forgive me."
(fires again and she dies)
Kirk:
"I'm sorry, Bones." |
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Sulu:
"Ready to leave
orbit, Captain."
Spock:
"Something wrong,
Captain?"
Kirk:
"I was thinking
about the buffalo, Mister Spock. Warp one, Mister Sulu."
Sulu:
"Warp one, sir.
Leaving orbit." |
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