Episode Quotes


Captain Kirk: "Shall we pick some flowers, Doctor? When a man visits an old girlfriend, she usually expects something like that."
Dr. McCoy: "Is that how you get girls to like you; by bribing them?
Captain Kirk: "Maybe I'll step outside too."
Nancy Crater: "What? And let Plum examing me all alone?"
Captain Kirk: "Plum?"
Dr. McCoy: "Plum."
Captain Kirk: "What happened?"
Professor Crater: "What do you think happened, Captain? You beamed down a crewman who doesn't know better than to eat an untested plant.
Mr. Spock: "Vulcan has no moon."
Lieutenant Uhura: "I'm not surprised, Mr. Spock."
Yeoman Rand: "Why don't you go chase an asteroid?"
Captain Kirk: "Professor, I'll forego charges up to this point, but this creature is aboard my ship and I'll have it or I'll have your skin or both! Now, where is it?!"
Captain Kirk: "You bleed too much, Crater. You're too pure and noble. Are you saving the last of its kind or has this become "Crater's Private Heaven" down on this planet? This thing becomes wife, lover, best friend, wise man, fool, idol slave...it isn't bad to have everyone in the universe at your beck and call. And you win all the arguments."
Mr. Spock: "It's killing the Captain! Shoot it, Doctor, quickly!"
Dr. McCoy: "No! No!"
Mr. Spock: "It's killing the Captain! Shoot! Quick!"
Dr. McCoy: "I won't shoot Nancy."
Mr. Spock: "This is not Nancy! (begins to furiously pummel her) If she were Nancy, could she take this?!"
Dr. McCoy: "Stop it! Stop it, Spock! STOP IT!"
Dr. McCoy: "Lord forgive me."
Mr. Spock: "Something wrong, Captain?"
Captain Kirk: "I was thinking about the buffalo, Mr. Spock."