Episode Quotes


McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"
McCoy: "Say to yourself: 'The child is mine, the child is mine, it is mine."
Eleen: "Yes.....it is yours."
Kirk: "How did you get her to cooperate, Bones?"
McCoy: "A right cross."
Kirk: "Never seen that in a medical text."
McCoy: "It's in mine from now on."
Maab: "Perhaps to be a Teer is to see in new ways. I begin to like you, Earth man, and I saw fear in the Klingon's eye."
Scott: "...Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Chekov: "I know the saying. It was invented in Russia."
McCoy: "What Maab has said is true, our customs are different. What the Klingon has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words. (I just called the Klingon a liar.)"
Kras: "Earthmen fear to bargain honestly."
Kirk: "Their empire is made up of conquered worlds. They take what they want by arms and force."
Kras: "We Klingons believe as you do... the sick should die. Only the strong should live."
Kras: "The sight of death frightens them."
Spock: "Virtue is a relative term."
McCoy: "They're offering you a chance for combat. They consider it more pleasurable than love."
McCoy: "We found them totally uninterested in medical aid or hospitals. They believe that only the strong should survive."
Kirk: "The highest of all our laws states your world is yours and will always remain yours."
Spock: "Oochie woochie coochie coo"?
Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Spock, it's an obscure Earth dialect..."
Spock: "The child was named Leonard James Akaar?"