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Spock
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commander. But as a taxi
driver, you leave much to be desired." |
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Kirk: "All right, boys, the
Federation's movin' in, we're takin' over.
You play ball, we'll cut you in for a piece of
the pie. If ya
don't, you're out - all the way out, y'know
what I mean?"
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Spock: "Captain, you are an excellent
Starship commander. But as a taxi
driver, you leave much to be desired." |
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Spock: Logic and practical information
do not seem to apply here.
McCoy: "You admit that?"
Spock: "To deny the facts would be
illogical, Doctor." |
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Oxmyx: "The most cooperative man in
this world is a dead man."
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Tough Kid: "I'll cut off your head and
throw it in your face!" |
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Krako: "I want to know what happened."
Scotty: "Looks like we put the "bag" on
you."
Krako: "I got rights."
Scotty: "You've got nothing. You mind
your place, mister, or you'll
be wearing concrete galoshes."
Krako: "You mean cement overshoes?"
Scotty: "Um ... aye." |
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Spock: "Must we?"
Kirk: "It's faster than walking. Are
you afraid of cars?"
Spock: "Not at all. It's your driving
that alarms me." |
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Kirk: "But what you're after is a royal
fizzbin, but the odds in
getting a royal fizzbin are astron -- Spock,
what are the odds in
getting a royal fizzbin?"
Spock: (deadpan) "I've never computed
them."
Kirk: "Well, they're astronomical,
believe me." |
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Kirk: "Gentlemen, you two have been
brooding ever since we returned
to the ship."
Spock: "Brooding, Captain?"
Kirk: "Brooding, Mr. Spock - a somber
emotional state. Do you wish
to continue it or discuss it?"
Spock: "Captain, I'm neither brooding
nor somber." |
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Kirk: "Let's not argue about it, let's
go study it. Energize." (music)
(honk honk honk)
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Kid: "Where'd you get them ears?" |
