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Captain
Kirk: "Shall we pick some flowers, Doctor? When a man visits an
old girlfriend, she usually expects something like that."
Dr. McCoy: "Is that how you get girls to like you; by bribing
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Captain
Kirk: "Maybe I'll step outside too."
Nancy Crater: "What? And let Plum examing me all alone?"
Captain Kirk: "Plum?"
Dr. McCoy: "Plum." |
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Captain Kirk: "What happened?"
Professor Crater: "What do you think happened, Captain? You
beamed down a crewman who doesn't know better than to eat an
untested plant." |
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Mr.
Spock: "Vulcan has no moon."
Lieutenant Uhura: "I'm not surprised, Mr. Spock." |
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Yeoman
Rand: "Why don't you go chase an asteroid?" |
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Captain
Kirk: "Professor, I'll forego charges up to this point, but this
creature is aboard my ship and I'll have it or I'll have your skin
or both! Now, where is it?!" |
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Captain
Kirk: "You bleed too much, Crater. You're too pure and noble. Are
you saving the last of its kind or has this become "Crater's Private
Heaven" down on this planet? This thing becomes wife, lover, best
friend, wise man, fool, idol slave...it isn't bad to have everyone
in the universe at your beck and call. And you win all the
arguments." |
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Mr.
Spock: "It's killing the Captain! Shoot it, Doctor, quickly!"
Dr. McCoy: "No! No!"
Mr. Spock: "It's killing the Captain! Shoot! Quick!"
Dr. McCoy: "I won't shoot Nancy."
Mr. Spock: "This is not Nancy! (begins to furiously pummel
her) If she were Nancy, could she take this?!"
Dr. McCoy: "Stop it! Stop it, Spock! STOP IT!" |
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Dr.
McCoy: "Lord forgive me." |
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Mr.
Spock: "Something wrong, Captain?"
Captain Kirk: "I was thinking about the buffalo, Mr. Spock." |