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	Spock : "Captain, you are an excellent Starship commander. But as a taxi  driver, you leave much to be desired."
	Kirk: "All right, boys, the Federation's movin' in, we're takin' over.  You play ball, we'll cut you in for a piece of the pie. If ya  don't, you're out - all the way out, y'know what I mean?"
	Spock: "Captain, you are an excellent Starship commander. But as a taxi  driver, you leave much to be desired."
	Spock: Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here. McCoy: "You admit that?" Spock: "To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor."
	Oxmyx: "The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man."
	Tough Kid: "I'll cut off your head and throw it in your face!"
	Krako: "I want to know what happened." Scotty: "Looks like we put the "bag" on you." Krako: "I got rights." Scotty: "You've got nothing. You mind your place, mister, or you'll  be wearing concrete galoshes." Krako: "You mean cement overshoes?" Scotty: "Um ... aye."
	Spock: "Must we?" Kirk: "It's faster than walking. Are you afraid of cars?" Spock: "Not at all. It's your driving that alarms me."
	Kirk: "But what you're after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in  getting a royal fizzbin are astron -- Spock, what are the odds in  getting a royal fizzbin?" Spock: (deadpan) "I've never computed them." Kirk: "Well, they're astronomical, believe me."
	Kirk: "Gentlemen, you two have been brooding ever since we returned  to the ship." Spock: "Brooding, Captain?" Kirk: "Brooding, Mr. Spock - a somber emotional state. Do you wish  to continue it or discuss it?" Spock: "Captain, I'm neither brooding nor somber."
	Kirk: "Let's not argue about it, let's go study it. Energize."  (music) (honk honk honk)
	Kid: "Where'd you get them ears?"

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